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Last Friday was Violet's first birthday. Holy Shit! We had a party for her on Saturday that was surprisingly awesome. Of course, every event leading up tp said party was a total disaster, but it worked out okay. Friday I was running around doing errands and as we were headed out to the store, the car boke down. Of course it's Friday/My daughter's Birthday/Raining. SO we spent a good 30 minutes waiting for AAA and we were carless all weekend. Which usually isn't such a big deal except I had a million things to do. Of course on Monday I find out that the beast just ran out of gas and the gas gauge was just stuck up at full. Duh.

V has a great time at her party. There were tons of kiddies there and she was so chill the whole time. She didn't quite understand presents, which is fine because I can just re-wrap some stuff at Christmas (wink wink). She *loved* her cupcake although we had to do a little prodding for her to try it. Note to self: Next year have extra clothes handy.

Oh also, she had her finger up her nose the entire time we sang Happy Birthday to her. She's gonna love me for this when she's older....

I had a "Gastric Emptying Scan" yesterday morning. It was possibly the worst test ever 1. because I had to eat an egg. and 2. I had to stay perfectly still for 1.5 hours. I could hardly manage it. Christ. Not only did I have to eat an egg but it was a nasty hospital egg served in a styrofoam bowl AND it was radioactive! I hope I get some sort of sweet superpower from this. The radioactive egg glows in my belly and then the docs watch it travel. Sounds fun.

I think I may cut my hair today. I'm so effing sick of it. That's usually the case once it gets past my shoulders though. I just don't want a mom haircut and I'm afraid that will be the result. However, I now see why only celebirty moms have long hair. That shit is hard to take care of when you don't have a stylist (or time to wash your hair. at all).