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Jesse got so amazingly scuzzed today.

In the morning sometimes we will walk down broadway to the coffee shop and then head down to perotti park to sit and watch the boats. This morning was one of those mornings. As we were crossing a certain section of broadway, a man with Texas plates suddenly turned and almost plowed right into us. I keep walking and then I hear Jesse saying "Yep, it's a blinker, it's right there on the side of the car, you just turn it on......" and he's standing in the middle of the road. The guy driving seems apologetic so Jesse moves along and as the guy takes off he yells "Enjoy America"! at him (for whatever reason, my husband is a little strange).

We travel on, get our coffees and head to the park. V points to the boats, the weather is perfect, and the coffee is good. We get up to leave. As we're doing so we hear "Hey, I'm enjoying America"!

Yep, the guy from Texas. Jesse was bested but it was fucking hilarious.