1 post tagged “cabinet injury shots ouch dumbass”

The night before last, I was trying to organize things in our bedroom. I managed to step on a rusty old upholstery tack with my bare foot. Awesome. So I figured I should go to the ER and get a tetanus shot because the last time I remember having one was in 1993 and the hospital is right across the street. SO, I grabbed my copy of Cat's Cradle that I was re-reading and figured 'fuck it, it's only 7:30 and I would actually enjoy being by myself and reading. It took about two and a half hours for me to get in & out which wasn't bad at all. My arm fucking hurt though.

Cut to 1:30 in the morning when I get up to pee and walk right into a cabinet door I had left open while looking for ginger chews because my stomach hurt. Fuck. Said cabinet is forehead height and I met the corner of it. So here I am, on the kitchen floor crying, with a fucking dent in my head plus an extra abrasion for good measure I guess. I'm dizzy, I feel like puking and it sucks. And I just couldn't stand the thought of going to the ER again. Thankfully, my uncle lives right downstairs and although he is a dentist knows a thing or two when it comes to the old game of "Should I go to the hospital or not"? He stuck a butterfly stitch on me after jesse checked my pupils and said I was good to go. Here's my question: How am I supposed to sleep after that? Two days later both my head and arm are still really sore and I'm now afraid of our cabinets. Gah.

Oh, and last night I laughed so hard I cried after watching this video . I am constantly amazed by what you can find on Youtube.