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I just saw transformers today. Not bad. It makes me wish that Optimus Prime would run for president. Which reminds me, I heard that a friend of mine is tattooing Abraham Lincoln on people. I gotta get me some of that. So yeah, watch Transformers. If you like that sort of thing anyway. There's a really cool part where Megatron does a David Ortiz clap and his hands turn into a giant gun.

I'm having a cat scan tomorrow and i'm totally unexcited about it. I've been having all these stomach issues for about a month now and this is going to help figure it out. Bah. So tomorow I have to drink this shit called 'gastroview' and then they'll look at my belly. Fun times. Jesse even decorated my gastroview for me. he's so ridiculous.

Then two weeks after that I get to have a "Gastric Emptying Scan". Even better, right? This time, they put radioactive stuff in an egg and you eat it then they monitor how it travels through you. When setting the appointment the woman asked if I was allergic to eggs and I replied "Well, I'm not allergic to them, but I don't eat them". To which she replied "Well, the test is done with an egg". So I said, "Well, what if I told you that I was allergic to eggs, what would you gve me"? and she said, Dinty Moore Beef Stew".

So, I guess I'll be eating an egg. Gross.

I should probably hit the sack now. I have to be up at 6 to start drinking my Gastroview. Eww.